PRACTICAR ANGLÉS DE LA RIBERA

Como Carlos indica sabiamente en un mail, los valencianos tenemos que estar preparados para los acontecimientos que se nos avecinan...Ya sabeis...Americas Cap, Formula 1 (Guan), Fainal Champions Lig, etc. asi que luego no digais que no se os ha repartido material suficiente para practicar el anglés de la ribera, che!!!!

EDUCACION PARA LA CIUDADANIA EN INGLES..........Y EL INGLES EN VALENCIANO !!!!!

Take the candle because the procession is long.
Agarra el ciri que la processó és llarga .
As shit by irrigation ditch.
Com cagalló per sèquia.
Every rock makes wall.
Tota pedra fa paret.
The fig of your mother!
La figa de ta mare!
That one who is not there, does not find himself.
Qui no està, no s´encontra.
Give the trompa back to the boy!
Torna-li la trompa al xic!
The Mother who goes!
La mare que va!
And the father who comes back!
I el pare que ve!
Take care, don´t scald.
Tin cuidao no t'escaldes.
It rains a little, but for the little bit it rains, it rains enough.
Plou poc, pero pa lo poc que plou, plou prou.
Pulls more a count´s hair...
Tira més un pel de figa...
Nearly nothing brings the newspaper.
Casi res porta el diari.
What goes forward, goes forward.
Lo que va davant, va davant.
Good morning in the morning!
Bon dia, pel matí!
And now what are we doing with the broth?
I ara que fem del caldo?
Always the same song!
Sempre la mateixa cançó!
I would like to see you through a little hole!
M´agradaria vore´t per un foradet!
Che, are we going to see the gunpowderdisplay today ?
Che, hui anem a vore la mascletá?
Reballs, how much water is falling down!
Recollons quina aigua cau!
The count of your aunt
La figa ta tia
I shit in the salted sea!
Me cague en la mar salá!
The mother who has give birth!
La mare que t'ha parit!
Go to do the hand!
Ves te'n a fer la ma!
Ai if you wanted and I left myself.
Ai si tu volgueres I jo me deixara.
The thing has testicles!
Te collons la cosa!
Best regards!
Au!